I Am A Bad Wife WARNING: Do not try this at home

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Bad-wife
I am a bad wife…but it amuses me no end…this is what my poor husband has to put up with. Sometimes, you just need to have a little fun…who knew Talcum Powder was so versatile?! You’ll have to excuse the crappy quality, my phone does not do well in low light, I need to get
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How to entertain your child with an app

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Kazu-Time-Review
How long is a piece of string? That is what my Dad used to say to me when I was little. It used to drive me nuts, and yet now that the ‘big one’ has reached the ‘are we there yet?’/’how long’/’5 more minutes’ stage of toddlerdom the temptation to say the same to him
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Introducing, Daddy Mark answers some questions

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Daddy-Challenge
We…well Daddy anyway…were recently nominated by the lovely Geraldine at Over Heaven’s Hill to take part in the Daddy Tag Challenge, very cleverly dreamt up by the equally lovely Cécile aka The Frenchie Mummy. Here are his answers…I may, or may not, have stuck my oar in here and there…
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This really pisses me off! I'm really a mild mannered person, really!

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I feel like I need to start this post by explaining that I absolutely realise that most of the below are, in actual fact, ridiculous. And when I say most of I mean all, definitely all. Because I do. However, after some very serious consideration and much soul-searching , I have made peace with thi
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Today I was a Bitch

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mummy-talk-bitch
Today I was not at my finest, today I was quite probably an outright cow…in fact today I was a B*tch! I am not proud of myself. Our household has been hit by the dreaded ‘bug’ or ‘lurgy’ or whatever vaguely creepy name you want to call it. A really s*itty one if you catch
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How to cruise with children 2 weeks on a boat in the middle of the Caribbean, with two children under the age of 4!

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Have you ever been on a cruise? Have you thought about doing one but then thought better of it? Maybe even thought it would be a bit of a floating retirement home type affair? Have you thought about doing one but then thought better of it? Maybe even thought it would be a bit of
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I JUST NEEDED TO PEE! When you just want to have a minutes rest

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As parents most of us probably can’t really remember the last time we got 10 minutes to ourselves….and by that, I don’t mean a snatched cup of coffee while the kids brain each other senseless with assorted toys, I mean a proper 10 minutes of pure unadulterated silence… Not that we begrudge t
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